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Bad English sexy chat attempt.  Not edited.  Her attempts to say she's all wet and sexy didn't seem to have a sexy effect on me.  I have no clue what she wanted.

Conversation with ICQ 486592167 on 4/7/2008 11:31:03 PM:

(8:14:39 AM) 486592167: hi
(8:16:58 AM) 486592167: sure becuse i just had dash water
(8:17:41 AM) 486592167: in here have the Songkare fastival
(8:20:27 AM) 486592167: i feel  be joyous
(8:21:21 AM) 486592167: you r talk
(8:21:47 AM) 486592167: intimately
(8:26:12 AM) 486592167: in other words i need to   practise  Language

(8:26:24 AM) 9729896: practice away

(8:32:10 AM) 486592167: where do you live
(8:34:03 AM) 486592167: i'm tired awfully.
(8:34:34 AM) 486592167: play water

(8:35:06 AM) 9729896: I do not enjoy these conversations.

(8:35:52 AM) 486592167: never mind
(8:37:33 AM) 486592167: human don't    talk essential

(8:37:55 AM) 9729896:  I do not understand anything you say. I am sorry.

(8:37:55 AM) 486592167: very say
(8:39:32 AM) 486592167: what do you mean ?

(8:39:46 AM) 9729896: That is funny. You made me smile.

(8:41:28 AM) 486592167: i mean you say with me don't funny

(8:42:02 AM) 9729896: WOW. You really need to learn English. It is torture.

(8:48:10 AM) 486592167: don't torture

(8:50:14 AM) 9729896: What did you expect from me? You don't know English.
(8:50:23 AM) 9729896: Chat is hard.

(8:53:08 AM) 486592167:  i likewise Know alittle
(8:54:32 AM) 486592167: i don't talk excellently
(8:54:59 AM) 486592167:  don't accept
(8:56:12 AM) 486592167:  what do you made smile
(8:56:23 AM) 486592167: omr me
(8:56:29 AM) 486592167: oh on
(8:56:41 AM) 486592167: orme

(8:56:42 AM) 9729896:  This is crazy.

(8:57:44 AM) 486592167:  who
(8:57:48 AM) 486592167: ?
(8:57:53 AM) 486592167: me or you
(8:58:29 AM) 486592167: hello

(8:58:50 AM) 9729896:  How can I chat with you?

(9:06:22 AM) 486592167: do you need see me?

(9:08:49 AM) 9729896:  I need to chat with somebody my own language.

(9:09:53 AM) 486592167:  what does language.?

(9:10:10 AM) 9729896: I am bored with your crazy chat

(9:10:15 AM) 486592167: heart language
(9:11:38 AM) 486592167: do you mean me
(9:12:18 AM) 486592167: Does i talk bored

(9:13:43 AM) 9729896: We don't say anything.
(9:13:46 AM) 9729896: You can't chat

(9:14:03 AM) 486592167:  oh sorry

(9:14:56 AM) 9729896: Try chatting in your own language, not English

(9:16:07 AM) 486592167: i 'm trying language
(9:17:09 AM) 486592167: my town have fastival play water and all wet
(9:17:28 AM) 486592167: Are you busy

(9:17:38 AM) 9729896:  I just don't undertand what you want.

(9:18:29 AM) 486592167: i want friend

(9:18:48 AM) 9729896: not me. I can't understand you

(9:22:31 AM) 486592167: sorry i'm going now
(9:22:55 AM) 486592167:  see you a laster