Wisdom:

WEEKEND WALKS
By Jeff Goebel

I go on long walks every weekend.

Only CANADIAN handicap people can park here.

This is a crosswalk for people who can't decide.  You cross, then change your mind and run back into the street.

It's hard to see in this low light picture, but it was taken in a Burger King.  On the wall is an alcohol tester.  I guess you might be to drunk to eat a burger.

I like TV, but this guy REALLY likes TV.

10km/h is about 6mph.  MY car's speedometer STARTS at 20km/h.  I can almost walk 10km/h

Creative names in Computer sales.

Next door in the same plaza is defective food.

That is one big dog.